November 3rd, 2008
Here is a list of some things people searched for to find my blog. It makes me want to reevaluate my content. Nah…I am who I am I guess…saggy boobs and all.
1. ‘How to make big boobs with pee’
I mean there are no words. I can NOT think of a single reason that one would search for this. But alas someone did. And it landed them here. Go figure.
2. ‘Crack Barbie’
This one was on the list twice. I think it may have something to do with this post.
3. ‘Poopy adult diaper’
This too was on the list twice. Once again I am at a loss to figure out why someone would search for this, but hey this is America and not much surprises me these days.
4. ‘Idiot mom’
Yeah well I have been called worse so it doesn’t really offend that someone searched for this and found me. Maybe I should change the blog title!
5. ‘Butt crack’
This one is funny. I actually have a slight aversion to butt cracks in general. I don’t want to see it. Nope not even yours. The only exception is the baby butt crack. Now that’s just cute.
6. ‘Sweaty @$$’
Yes I added the symbols to protect innocent eyes. I don’t recall writing anything about sweaty butts, but something here flagged the internet robots. This is another thing I am grossed out by. Butt sweat. I had a professor in college that had this type of sweating problem. Ew.
7. ‘Stupid Monkey’
Bad monkey! You are stupid. A stupid stupid monkey!
8. ‘Poop Stains’
well…I have kids, so poop is unavoidable. Poop stains….yeah sometimes that too. But that is why I am the Samurai Stainfighter.
9. ‘Whamma lamma ding dongs’
I did have a post with this title, but it was just because I couldn’t think of another one. But someone typed that into a search engine. Weird.
10. ‘Pink reebok high tops’
Yeah I wore them. And I wrote about that and some other fine fashion choices I made in the 80’s. Like stirrup pants. That was back when I said things like ” Gag me with a credit card and put me on layaway”
11. ‘ Saggy boobs’
I guess it just come with the territory. I own it. I am a mommy blogger and I write about breastfeeding, baby poop and saggy boobs. It is what it is.
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LOL, those are hilarious! You serioulsy have to wonder what goes through people’s minds!
Great list and definitely makes you go Hmmmmm…. as for #11, It IS what it is!
ROFL! I didn’t type anything that funny to find you. i came from allmediocre.com
OMG! I was just contemplating a post of my own on just this subject. SO, don’t be surprised when I copy ya…now that my computer is fixed. AND not by some senior IT man, but by me- the IT mama. (If you haven’t read my blog sine early Monday you may not get that- anyway) Oddly, do you know what the MOST hit on article & image is from my blog–it’s when my kids went to the dentist. Apparently alot of people in foreign countries are intriguied by it. Go figure.