Hey ya’ll what’s up?

I am just sitting here wondering what in the world I could possibly write about that some other blogger hasn’t already written. Basically I want to talk to ya’ll but I have nothing of particular significance to bring to the bloggy table.  Wait don’t leave just because I said that!  I am still going to blather on about something.

I mean I could do a list of links to some of my best posts.  I could post some pictures of my Christmas.  I could complain about all the things that are irritating me.  I could talk about how crazy and fun my new years eve was but Aimee kept saying “don’t blog about this!”.  I must honor that request.

I could actually answer the questions ya’ll asked me like forevah ago.  I could talk about new years resolutions or the lack of new years resolutions in my case.  I hesitate to make one because it always becomes a joke about 3 weeks into the new year.  I figure maybe if I don’t make one and I just set some realistic goals for myself that will be better.

So my immediate goal is to hurry up and eat all of the Christmas candy as fast as possible.  That way it will be gone and I can get down to the business of eating healthier.  Yeah that would be my first non resolution.  Eat all of the chocolate in the house all at once.  Check.

On a completely random and unrelated note…I  wish that gnomes existed in real life because my house is a mess and it really needs help. It would be great if one of those gnomes would clean my house for me.   Because right now I kind of feel like I would rather just move in to a new house and start all over than clean the one we currently own.  But then when I twittered about that idea it was brought to my attention by my lovely bloggy friend that I overlooked some crucial details in the plan.

This is what I said:

“have you ever had one of those days where you want to move to a new house just to avoid cleaning the one you currently own? I am so there.”

This is what she said:

“Yeah but…do you get all new stuff when you get there? Otherwise, you would have to clean up in order to move!”

And ya’ll that was when I realized I might as well just clean the house.  Because cleaning and then moving is sooooo much harder than just cleaning.  And then I would have to clean that house too. Crap.

I think the crux ( yes I said crux) of the problem is that I need a vacation.  A real live 7-10 day vacation that includes maids, massages and a beach preferably.  With no children, my husband by my side AND lots of margaritas.

Is that selfish of me?  I love my children and I would love to take a trip with them, but that would not even be relaxing.  No.  It would be just as stressful as being at home except way more inconvenient.  Am I even making sense right now?

Don’t answer that.  I have gone from non new years resolutions to gnomes and pretty soon I will be telling you all that I am considering ordering the Snuggie off of the tv.  Seriously whoever came up with that idea is just a few fries short of a happy meal.  No offense to anyone who actually thinks it’s a great idea.  Mrs. Fussypants said it looks like a backward robe.  AND when I read that I laughed out loud.

So yeah I am not going to win any awards with this post but I missed ya’ll and well this is what you got.

Your welcome.  I mean I apologize.

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