October 10th, 2008
My Nine Names
I should be doing so many other things…but no I am filling out this silly list.
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Ashley Marie Bond
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) -
Ashizzle….and I am just soooo gangster yo…Fo shizzle my nizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
Red Puppy…yeah I can hear it now “come in Red Puppy…our subject is on the move…come in….do you read me Red Puppy?”
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or
neighborhood if it’s a number)
Marie Chamberlain…that actually does sound like a good soap opera name. “I know who is sleeping with your grandfather! It’s (insert dramatic pause and music here) Marie Chamberlain! Gasp!”
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name)
Bonas….not very cool…however I do have a rather bony ass
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite
drink)
Green Kamikaze…”OH NO its the Green Kamikaze! She’s got a shot glass! Run for your lives!”
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your
last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name,
3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms first name).
Snbordy….yeah….not very Iraqi-ish….but it does kind of remind me of The Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Bork Bork Bork
8.
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents
middle names).
Jayne Paul….that sounds kind of like a dirty romance novel author…or a nightly news anchor’s name. ” Good evening, I’m Jayne Paul…in local news…police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers…”
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets).
Black Jack….I am not even kidding…yeah because I am just that cool
Filed under Random | Comment (1)
Ha ha ha…..these are funny.
My Iraqi name: Abiocna
My Soap Opera name: Christina Idlewood