December 8th, 2008
We have only one bathroom. It sucks. But we live in an older home that was built in 1962. It has a certain charm, but the one bathroom part just isn’t part of the charming character.
Tonight I was peeing while my 7 year old daughter Addison was brushing her teeth.
Addie: “Mommy why are you wearing a diaper in your panties?”
Me: ” heehee it’s not a diaper”
Addie: ” well it looks like a diaper what the heck is it?”
Addie again: “mommy…why is there pink on your paper towel?”
Me: “You mean toilet paper?”
Addison : “well yeah”
Me (completely caught off guard): “well it is something that happens to grown up girls. It’s called a period”
Addie:”….”
Me ( in my head) : ” she thinks I am talking about a dot…she thinks I am referring to punctuation. Oh jeez”
Oh and I was right
Addie: “a period?…like at the end of a sentence?”
Me: ” it’s actually called a menstrual cycle. It’s something God gave women so we can have babies”
Addie: “YOU”RE HAVING ANOTHER BABY? I don’t think I can handle it!”
Seriously that’s what she said….
Me:” no I am not having another baby….not for a couple of years”
Apparently when we had Alivia, Addison’s whole world turned upside down. And now she thinks I have punctuation in my panties. I am probably gonna hear from the school counselor on that one.
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Too funny!
OM…I think that’s TMI, but I’m LOL.
I would agree that this is TMI.
That’s a good chuckle right there double o.
so cute.
Glad to see you feeling better.
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Oh my gosh, thanks for my good crying laugh of the day, I can totally see that conversation go down in your bathroom!! TOO FUNNY! So I’m so bummed I missed last weekend, we need a re-do!
But….I thought she was the baby whisperer….
So glad to see you today! I wish we could spend more time together.