December 15th, 2008
10 reasons I need a little boy:
1. Addison wanted to know how to spell Hottie the other day
2. She actually said to me after school last week “Are you with me mom?….I said Austin put his arm around me in the hallway!” Um yeah she is 7! 2nd grade is a little early for boys to be macking right?…whatever happened to the I hate girls/boys phase?
3. Did I mention that Addison wanted to know how to spell Hottie the other day?
4. I have seen every.single.episode of Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly place, and if I have to listen to the High School Musical soundtrack one more time I am going to gouge my eyes out!
5. When the phone rings it is usually one of the little girls from her class wanting to trade Webkinz passwords or talk about the 2nd grade “hotties”
(P.S. I have a story to tell about one of those phone calls)
6. Addison asked me why her friend Caitlin wears a bra and I saw her eying the tiny little bras at Target the other day. Um let me just say hell to the no! She still wears days of the week and Curious George panties..I am thinking a bra is like light years into our future….right?
7. She is going to be asking me for a thong soon.
8. I have to figure out a way to keep my girls away from ALL the penises.
9. How does my child even know what the word Hottie means? I guess the Disney channel just isn’t what it used to be.
10. 7 year old girls seem to have PMS when they haven’t even hit puberty yet
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You just get the same issues (but different) with the boy. Oh, believe me. I don’t know which is worse. I am thinking this courtship thing and no kissing till marriage is right up my alley!
I think it is time to check in to a convent!
I could make a list of 10 reasons why you don’t want a boy…..
But, man, I am so glad I won’t have to worry about anyone’s PMS except my own! Whew!
SO TRUE! I have a 1st grader who told me a girl in her class said she, my precious angel from God- (brace yourself) “Didn’t swing “sexy enough” at recess! I fell apart.
I would love a grandson someday!!!